The Great Sigsbee is a marshal arts expert and holds many advanced degrees in human devastation. He comes to Hot Wax from the ultimate fighting arena. His signature “Sigsbee Death Grip” is feared by all who are forced to face him in the cage. His most recent opponent, an arrogant Frenchman was squashed by the Grip in under 50 seconds. Although the Frenchman tried his best to run away, The Great Sigsbee pounced upon him and quickly applied the Grip rendering the Frenchman inoperable. It was alleged by several defeated opponents that the Grip made it impossible for you to “tap out.” Also alleged was Sigsbee applied the Grip for much longer than was needed in an effort to instill hysteria and panic into those who would face him in the future. With the allegations from Grip victims mounting, The Great Sigsbee retired from the ring an undisputed (OK some-what disputed) champion.
Sigsbee was the celebrity draw at a recent meanest man contest in which Cadillac Charlie was fighting. The two met and Cadillac explained the band’s search for a guitarist. The interesting thing here is that the Great Sigsbee had never before played guitar. He was able to put himself in to a Zen state and with his marshal art skills, assimilated his technique within 3 hours. After 12 hours The Great Sigsbee was a guitar master and easily passed the Hot Wax audition.
Please welcome The Great Sigsbee to the Hot Wax line up.
